Three robots were walking down a street one day when they came across a human lying in the gutter, there was blood on its head and it was unconscious.<\/p>\n
The first robot said, \u201cI am a StreetClean IV, model 5342. I was designed by the council to keep the neighbourhood free of rubbish. I shall remove this unsightly object.\u201d It moved forward to lift the human.<\/p>\n
The second robot stepped in front of it and said, \u201cI am a Law Enforcer, serial number 4636291. I was designed by the government to uphold the law. I shall execute the legislature and remove this vagrant.\u201d It moved forwards to lift the human.<\/p>\n
The third robot pushed it aside and said, \u201cI am a Gr8 M8 9-90. I was designed by the private sector to provide satisfaction and relief for humans. I see a human being in need. I shall revive it, care for it and increase its happiness.\u201d<\/p>\n
And so saying it bent down and treated the human, debiting its bank account accordingly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Three robots were walking down a street one day when they came across a human lying in the gutter, there was blood on its head and it was unconscious. The<\/p>\n